Optimus Sum.

I don't like small talks.
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thewrongkhristol:

what i want in a marriage

(Source: The Huffington Post, via fuckthefury)

reblogmyselfie:

I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you

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me:

what are taxes and how do I pay them?

school system:

worry not

school system:

mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

caseyanthonyofficial:

Lets stop pretending that pants are even necessary its time we progress as a society

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brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

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